Thus it had come to pass
Thus it had come to pass, that Tellson's
was the triumphant perfection of inconvenience. After bursting open a door of
idiotic obstinacy with a weak rattle in its throat, you fell into Tellson's
down two steps, and came to your senses in a miser-able little shop, with two
little counters, where the oldest of men made your cheque shake as if the wind
rustled it, while they examined the signature by the dingiest of windows, which
were always under a shower-bath of mud from Fleet-street, and which were made
the dingier by their own iron bars proper, and the heavy shadow of Temple Bar.
If your business necessitated your seeing `the House,' you were put into a
species of Condemned Hold at the back, where you meditated on a misspent life,
until the House came with its hands in its pockets, and you could hardly blink
at it in the dismal twilight. Your money came out of' or went into, wormy old
wooden drawers, particles of which flew up your nose and down your throat when
they were opened and shut. Your bank-notes had a musty odour, as if they were
fast decomposing into rags again. Your plate was stowed away among the
neighbouring cesspools, and evil communications corrupted its good polish in a
day or two. Your deeds got into extemporised strong-rooms made of kitchens and
sculleries, and fretted all the fat out of their parchments into the banking house
air. Your lighter boxes of family papers went up-stairs into a Barmecide room,
that always had a great dining-table in it and never had a dinner, and where,
even in the year one thousand seven hundred and eighty, the first letters
written to you by your old love, or by your little children, were but newly
released from the horror of being ogled through the windows, by the heads
exposed on Temple Bar with an insensate brutality and ferocity worthy of
Abyssinia or Ashantee.

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